{"id":841,"date":"2006-11-21T12:52:23","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T11:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/2006\/11\/21\/841\/"},"modified":"2006-11-21T12:52:23","modified_gmt":"2006-11-21T11:52:23","slug":"grins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/?p=841","title":{"rendered":"*grins*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grad&#39; in der <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sueddeutsche.de\/panorama\/special\/429\/75354\/4\/index.html\/panorama\/artikel\/374\/75299\/16\/article.html\" title=\"Witze - Sueddeutsche.de\">SZ<\/a>  gefunden:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing.<br \/> He concludes by saying: &quot;Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.&quot;<br \/> &quot;OH NO!&quot; the president exclaims. &quot;That&#39;s terrible!&quot;<br \/> His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.<br \/> Finally, President Bush looks up and asks, &quot;How many is a brazillion?&quot;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grad&#39; in der SZ gefunden:&nbsp; Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: &quot;Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.&quot; &quot;OH NO!&quot; the president exclaims. &quot;That&#39;s terrible!&quot; His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, President Bush looks up and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pinnwand"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}