{"id":2175,"date":"2010-03-30T18:36:55","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T17:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/?p=2175"},"modified":"2010-03-30T18:43:37","modified_gmt":"2010-03-30T17:43:37","slug":"ausgetobt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/?p=2175","title":{"rendered":"Ausgetobt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eigentlich wollte Jens gefeierter Star-Autor werden. Dass er am Ende in einer Werbeagentur gelandet ist, l\u00e4sst er seine Kunden jeden Tag sp\u00fcren:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Die Wellen schlagen hoch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Der Ingwer, energisch von Charakter, stellt die Zitrone zur Rede: &#8220;Wieso bist du sauer?&#8221; Die sonnige Zitrusfrucht kontert spritzig: &#8220;Weil sauer ja bekanntlich lustig macht!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Hab ich mir nicht ausgedacht. Das waren <a href=\"http:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/V%C3%B6slauer\">die<\/a>. Ehrlich.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\">(Honestly. You don&#8217;t want me to translate this.)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eigentlich wollte Jens gefeierter Star-Autor werden. Dass er am Ende in einer Werbeagentur gelandet ist, l\u00e4sst er seine Kunden jeden Tag sp\u00fcren: Die Wellen schlagen hoch. Der Ingwer, energisch von Charakter, stellt die Zitrone zur Rede: &#8220;Wieso bist du sauer?&#8221; Die sonnige Zitrusfrucht kontert spritzig: &#8220;Weil sauer ja bekanntlich lustig macht!&#8221; (Hab ich mir nicht [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pinnwand"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2175"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2179,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175\/revisions\/2179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tokbela.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}